THANK
GOD I'M A REPUBLICAN(1:47 MP3 Format)
to the tune of “Thank God I'm A Country
Boy”
Well life on a farm is
kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing that a country boy like me can’t hack
It’s early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God I’m Republican
Well a simple kinda
life is more my speed
Trying to make a living and raise a family
A tax break helps I can sow more seeds
Thank God I’m Republican
Chorus
1
Well I don’t have a big jet,
I lean towards
the middle
We impeached Bill Clinton and Hillary’s a riddle
I’d-love-to-see James Carville on a griddle
Thank God I’m Republican
You’re not looking
at a life
full of diamonds and jewels
I’ve never been one of those money hungry fools
But I’d sell you the fiddle
with an option on the tools
Thank God I’m Republican
City folk driving in a black limozeen
I’m tapping on the window
thinking this is pretty keen
Hey it’s Barbara Streisand
the movie star queen
Thank God I’m Republican
Chorus 2
Well I’d like me tax break…..
I lean towards
the middle
Warren Buffet pays more but I don’t give a diddle
I wouldn’t want to be…… Teddy Kennedy
Thank God I’m Republican
Now I wouldn’t
leave the country
if they choose John Kerry
Like Alec Baldwin, I think he’s kinda scary
Hey DBYA! the same sex can marry?
Thank God I’m Republican
With Kerry on taxes …. And Kennedy the Hill
They’ll never be as terrible as Hillary and Bill
I hear Tony Snow and read George Will
Thank God I’m Republican |
DICK
CLARKE (1:13 MP3 Format)
to the tune of "Bandstand Boogie"
Well he’s been
bopping….
Around the TV for
days
And now we're moppin….
an ugly mess that he made
And now he’s shoppin’….
to sell the eggs that he’s laid
He's just Dick Clarke ----- Dick Clarke
He’s been spoutin’….
how no one listened to him
Has he been poutin’?…..
bout’ jobs that he didn’t get
We should be shoutin’….
What kind of id-i-ot
Is this Dick Clarke?….. Dick Clarke….
Bridge
He can jump into the stew,
begin making his bed Fred…. bed Fred
It’s a sellout-no-doubt-about,
dollar signs and a book deal - big deal
Well we know the price was steep
it was deep in Al Qaeda - right-a
It was ugly and cheap, but-nobody-heard -
Dick waa waa
Well he’s been
bopping….
Around the TV for days
And now we’re moppin’….
an ugly mess that he made
But he keeps shoppin’….
to sell the eggs that he’s laid
He is Dick Clark -----
Dick Clark….
Dick Clark?….. (You never listen to me)
Dick Clark….
(Now I told you so)
Dick Clark?….. (I never cared about New Years Eve anyway)
Dick Clark….
Not that Dick Clark
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| MARTHA’S
SONG(1:24 MP3 Format)
to the tune of “I’ve Been Working
On The Railroad”
She’ll be working
on a pound cake
All the live long day
She’ll be cooking up a jailbreak
In her micro managed way
Can you hear the warden calling
Rise up so early in the morn-
She didn’t hear her broker calling-
Martha sell Imclone
Martha don’t cha know
Martha don’t cha know
You’re not supposed to know
Whats going down
Martha don’t cha know
You’re really gonna blow
If you have to do a little time
Someone’s in the prison with Martha
Someone’s in the prison you know
Betty’s in the prison with Martha
Cooking up a fandango
She’s singing
Gee guys I really didn’t know
Gee guys I really didn’t know
Gee guys I really need control
And these prison curtains have to go
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DREAM
- JOHN KERRY(1:42 MP3 Format)
to the tune of "Dream" by the Everly
Brothers
When I need you… Teresa Heinz
The White House too…should be yours and mine
Whenever I need a million point five
You’re a dream…. dream dream dream
When I feel blue…. I start to whine
But I’ve got you…. your money’s mine
Whenever I need two million point five
You’re a dream….
Bridge
We love the New York Times
We’re liberals with our rhymes
I voted get Saddam… this wars’ the way
Only trouble is…. gee whiz….
I’m changing my mind day to day
I need your dough….. and that is why
I love your dough….. enough to try
Whenever I need three million point five
You’re a dream…. Oh Terasa
Dream…. I love your facesa
And honey when you’ve got our health…
the power and all that money
It’s a dream….
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